I don't even know if this is real. My God, how hilarious.
Okay, what? No. No way, Fox. No freakin' way.
In the pilot episode, the young Jack and Chloe communicate with each other using two cans and a long string. Chloe informs him that her intelligence shows that several other Arabs are planning to put Xlarieastchaline (itching powder) into the Scouts’ sleeping bags. A teenaged David Palmer, who was the President of the United States in the primetime series, turns up in the series as the leader of the Boy Scouts, a higher level in the scouts order.
According to sources, Palmer’s character will survive as assassination attempt at the hands of an evil little Charles “Charlie” Logan, who also was the U.S. President in the nightime series. The attempted murder involves putting peanut butter in a sandwich that David Palmer eats when Charlie knows full well he’s allergic to peanuts.
“Any proud American parent will be thrilled to have their child watch this show,” said Surnow.
Sure, if Ann Coulter's your mommy.
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