All the "real" stories have been covered, so...

Scientology and baby placenta eating aside...

Just another reason to loathe Tom Cruise:

Badonkadonk

I have no readers, so I'm entitled to a fluff post.




As a factual claim, it's true. A little lipstick isn't going to make my butt skinny. What it doesn't tell me is why I should want a skinny butt. Shouldn't the correct marketing term for a gym be "firm", "fit", or I don't know... "healthy" ?
I was actually considering joining Bally's to get rid of some winter weight...maybe I'll check out Women's Workout World, instead.

Ah, lovely day out. Carry on.