Under My Skin

Blagojevich Celebrates Indictment in Disney World

2009-04-06T10:02:00.006-05:00

He's facing: 11 counts of wire fraud, two counts of extortion conspiracy, one count each of racketeering conspiracy, attempted extortion, and making false statements to federal agents.

The video ends with an unknown mediator: "Until he’s convicted, just leave him alone."

"Until" being the operative word.

Gold Star Journalism

2008-09-11T14:07:00.003-05:00

Amazing. Absolutely astonishing that this is the most "confrontational" media interaction we've seen on this topic. MIND-BLOWING.

The reaction? Not so shocking.

"This afternoon (9/1), anchorman Wolf Blitzer announced on air that McCain's planned interview with Larry King tonight had been canceled by the campaign. Blitzer said McCain aides complained that Brown had gone 'over the line' in her grilling of Bounds."

Global Warming Diet

2008-09-07T19:47:00.002-05:00

Haven't a lot of us known this for some time?
Not preaching, but come on...

The UN's Food and Agriculture Organisation has estimated that meat production accounts for nearly a fifth of global greenhouse gas emissions. These are generated during the production of animal feeds, for example, while ruminants, particularly cows, emit methane, which is 23 times more effective as a global warming agent than carbon dioxide. The agency has also warned that meat consumption is set to double by the middle of the century.

Celebrity Power?

2007-12-09T16:17:00.000-06:00

Has anyone else noticed Drudge's lead for the past-I don't know-three days has been the Oprah/Obama love fest? Good no-God, I hate the attention focused on celebrity endorsements. The Washington Times reports that a celebrity endorsement of a presidential candidate does not influence the choices of the majority of voters, so why all the hooplah? Maybe we forget about the new majority(?). That section of the population who show no real interest in government leaders, but have already or soon will decide what box they'll check. You know one or more of these people. The ones the attack ads are created for (can't read fine print). The ones who pray before polling (not sorry for the no-God comment). The ones with Oprah's latest book club novel on their night stand (Uh-oh!). Ladies and gentlemen, meet my mother. But seriously, I'm not suggesting these are bad people, or even lazy-just disinterested and that's okay. Politics are brutish, cold, and often times confusing-that's not for everyone. What's not okay is the way these groups of people are mislead into believing they know their candidate.

So maybe celebrities do make a small difference, maybe they don't. I don't know. But let's not forget 2000-when a small number of votes made an awfully big difference.

Besides the horde of liberal Hollywooders supporting Kucinich, the only major players I've noticed are Oprah (Obama), Barbara Streisand (Clinton), and Chuck Norris (Huckabee)-if you can even call him a major player. Boy, I hope there aren't many Walker, Texas Ranger fans left.

*When using blogger on a Mac I can't use the font, spell check, or links options without html, otherwise I would have linked to the Washington Post article. Anyone know how I can view these options without a PC?

Funding Homophobia In Africa

2007-10-18T21:13:00.000-05:00

The Bush administration may not have meant this (yes, I know, the benefit of the doubt again) but it comes with the territory when you're funding abstinence-only programs in Uganda. Ed Brayton comments here.

A Time to Investigate

2007-10-04T11:27:00.000-05:00

The NYT investigates how U.S. tortue policies have crumbled via the current administration. It's all there. Dig in.

Andrew Sullivan asks the important question: "We have war criminals in the White House. What are we going to do about it?"

Oh, and just so everyone will stop quoting Bono and praising him as an international spokesman against torture, let's not forget someone said it first (and better):

He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

-Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil, Aphorism 146

"Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."

2007-08-29T10:45:00.000-05:00

Steve Clemons, filling in for newlywed Andrew Sullivan (Congrats, Andrew!), posts a highly appropriate suggestion , today, on the 2nd anniversary of Katrina. The ethics of Mississippi governor Haley Barbour have been called into question more times than I can count, but who knew they were this twisted?

"Many Mississippians have benefited from Governor Haley Barbour's efforts to rebuild the state's devastated Gulf Coast in the two years since Hurricane Katrina.

The $15 billion or more in federal aid the former Republican national chairman attracted has reopened casinos and helped residents move to new or repaired homes.

Among the beneficiaries are Barbour's own family and friends, who have earned hundreds of thousands of dollars from hurricane-related business. A nephew, one of two who are lobbyists, saw his fees more than double in the year after his uncle appointed him to a special reconstruction panel.

Federal Bureau of Investigation agents in June raided a company owned by the wife of a third nephew, which maintained federal emergency-management trailers.

Meanwhile, the governor's own former lobbying firm, which he says is still making payments to him, has represented at least four clients with business linked to the recovery."

The Nation's Walter Mosley suggests a more somber marker.

"If we call ourselves Americans (and mean it), then we are all victims of Katrina. If we breathe the air or eat fresh fruit, if we call on our cellphones, drink water from a plastic bottle or just nibble on a chocolate bar, then we are Katrina; we are the rising waters around the ankles of this world.

When the day comes to mark off the two-year point since the deluge descended on the Gulf of Mexico, we should take care not to make too much noise. We shouldn't march in that shadow of time or even protest. Rather, we should sit alone in a room with our imaginations open to feel what they experienced on that day: the waters rising, rising and us climbing stairs and ladders, chairs and fire escapes; sitting on rooftops while bodies float by; calling out to passing boats and helicopters that go by in mute witness; being pressed to the roof by the rising tide and being engulfed shouting, shouting out for the ones we love underwater, unheard; the darkness swirling around us as we die with no one coming to save us, or themselves."

Meanwhile, at a New Orleans charter school, President Bush and Laura "pray to Santa Jesus" to mark the occasion.

From the NYT:

"The front page of The Times-Picayune advertised a scathing editorial above the masthead: ''Treat us fairly, Mr. President.'' It chided the Bush administration for giving Republican-dominated Mississippi a share of federal money disproportionate to the lesser impact the storm had there than in largely Democratic Louisiana. ''We ought to get no less help from our government than any other victims of this disaster,'' it said.

It is the president's 15th visit to the Gulf Coast since the massive hurricane obliterated coastal Mississippi, inundated most of the Big Easy with floodwaters and killed 1,600 people in Louisiana and Mississippi when it roared onto land the morning of Aug. 29, 2005 -- but only his second stop in these parts since last year's anniversary."

This is not an endorsement.

2007-08-27T10:30:00.001-05:00

Via T-shirt Hell.
Thanks, Nate.

Gonzales to resign

2007-08-27T10:11:00.000-05:00

Buen riddance!

93-year-old charged with cocaine trafficking

2007-08-25T11:27:00.000-05:00

It's never too late to learn. Well, maybe not always.
Click it for the photo alone. You'll thank me. I'm not being a link-tease.
Hey! You know what? At least he's a working 93-year-old. He could just be sitting around watching Jeopardy in his Lay-Z-Boy, sucking the life out of social security.

Update!!!

2007-08-09T13:59:00.001-05:00

Actually, I'm a tease. Updates coming soon. Janie and I still don't have internet. S.O.S.
Hope you're all well!

'Law and Order' President?

2007-06-15T07:26:00.000-05:00

You may know him best as Arthur Branch, one of the more recent D.A.'s on Law & Order. Offscreen he's former (TN) Senate member, Fred Thompson. If that still doesn't ring a bell, don't worry, you're not alone. The majority of voters know little of his Senate record or acting gigs, but that doesn't seem to be a handicap. According to a recent poll (tired of hearing that yet?), Thompson is sandwiched between Rudy Giuliani and John Mccain, pulling in 21% of Republican support. With this much backing early on (Fredheads, they're calling themselves) and still without a formal bid, Thompson is clearly someone to take note of in the red camp.

On the issues, Thompson says he:

Opposes gun control. "You check my record. You'll find I'm pretty consistent on that issue."

Opposes same-sex marriage, but would let states decide on civil unions. "Marriage is between a man and a woman, and judges shouldn't be allowed to change that."

Opposes abortion. "I think Roe vs. Wade was bad law and bad medical science. And the way to address that is through good judges. I don't think the court ought to wake up one day and make new social policy for the country. It's contrary to what it's been the past 200 years."

Supports President Bush's troop surge in Iraq. "Wars are full of mistakes. You rectify things. I think we're doing that now."

Supports an immediate pardon for former White House Aide Lewis "Scooter" Libby. "This is a trial that never would have been brought in any other part of the world. This is a miscarriage of justice. One man and his wife and 14-year-old and 10-year-old children are bearing the brunt of a political maelstrom here that produced something that never should have come about."

Does he have a wife named Babs, too? Not quite, but his current wife, Jeri Thompson, is an attorney and a political media consultant at the Verner, Liipfert, Bernhard, and McPherson law firm in Washington, D.C.

Personally, I'd like to see Sam Waterson get in the game. Anyone? Ah, it's Friday. Give me one.

Radio: Stay tuned for President Ronald Reagan's weekly radio address.
Peter: Ronald Reagan? The actor? He's president?
Brian: Peter, you're the one from the future, you should know - ah, forget it.

Happy Friday!

2007-06-08T18:25:00.000-05:00

I'm not going to do it. I won't even type her name. My mouth is shut. Meanwhile, enjoy this video!

Sorry for all the videos. I've been lazy, lately. Headed down to Blues Fest! Yeah, baby!

New Wheels on the Block

2007-06-06T23:43:00.000-05:00

I...I...I'm so confused. Do I laugh? Applaud? Cry?

Stop taking life so seriously for 5 minutes and laugh at yourself, today. These guys obviously can.

Honda Scraps Pricey Accord Hybrid

2007-06-06T02:49:00.000-05:00

Who wants to spend 10 grand more on their mother's hybrid? Smart move cutting it when they did.

It's pretty sad when GM is making wiser choices for consumers and the environment than the other guys.

As a public transportation "enthusiast", I humbly ask, who is still driving an average SUV? The space excuse isn't really valid anymore with all the hybrid versions. I understand the off-road driving and hazardous weather conditions, but I don't see many mountains here in Chicago? I'm not attacking principles; I'm just genuinely curious. Gas just hit $4.00/gallon in Chicago. Ouch. Pretty soon we're all going to be cruisin' in tiny Euro cars.
Beep, beep!

Larry David and Wife Split Up

2007-06-06T02:07:00.000-05:00

Does this mean no more Cheryl on Curb? Say it ain't so.

I've always had a strange fascination with this man, mostly due to his crazy antics on the hit show, Curb Your Enthusiasm. He says and does what we're all thinking. Admit it. Ahem, Larry, if you're reading, would you like to grab a "vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing", sometime?

"It's the top of the hour, on Larry King Live"

2007-06-06T01:41:00.000-05:00

How can you not love Larry King? He's out there every night, bless his heart, grilling everyone from Syliva Browne to the President of the United States. He's seventy-freaking-three and sharp as a tack. He doesn't use the Internet and is definitely more informed than most of the population.

This is too cute (wait for the end):

Hot mic, hot mic!

2007-05-28T09:10:00.000-05:00

Thanks to everyone who came out for the ol' birthday, especially Amelia-all the way from Baltimore. It was a much-needed night out.
I'm on vacation from blogging for a bit. Work, summer classes, San Francisco...lots going on. Happy Memorial Day!

Love,
Kim

A Reality or a Bipartisan Dream?

2007-05-20T15:04:00.000-05:00

Whether or not we agree on the benefits or even the validity of this "new Washington reality" is irrelevant, though it is hard to ignore clips like this:

Senator Trent Lott of Mississippi, the Republican whip, said, “I would argue that the White House is coming to terms with the reality of the situation in Washington, and they don’t have any choice. We can all get into our partisan crouches and get nothing, or we can go through a process of responsible negotiations.”

It seems unlikely that the shift in power will result in much more than a change of side dish. What will become of this bipartisan "deal" on immigration? Can these tie-breakers make it to the main dish (Iraq)?

Let's not forget that Cheney is still clinging to his "immune" status, so where does that leave the rest of the administration?

Sheryl Gay Stolberg asks similar questions in Sunday's NYT's.

Orgasm* in a Bottle

2007-05-19T13:05:00.000-05:00

BibiCaffè, a sparkling espresso drink with hints of vanilla and caramel, has been a symbol of quality and promise of good taste for Italians since 1941. This enduring European brand, imported from Calabria, Italy, is based on a century old recipe that has been handed down from one generation to the next within the De Sarro and Torchia families. The BibiCaffè brand, with its distinctive glass bottle, striking red label and exceptional espresso flavor signifies fine Italian craftsmanship and is a sophisticated alternative for coffee connoisseurs.

* Said sparkling beverage may not produce sexual orgasm. Individual results vary.

Happy Friday!

2007-05-18T15:08:00.000-05:00

Silly wabbit, baseball's not for women!
Play Ball with Babe Ruth - "Fancy Curves" (I couldn't make that title up if I tried. Okay, maybe I could.)

Low on cash this weekend? Head out to some of the Chicago Spaces and Places tours. This Saturday and Sunday, all day, City of Chicago and Starbucks will be hosting a myriad of architectural and locational tours throughout the Chicago area. I'm looking forward to the river tour and Bronzeville, if I can get tickets (which are free and available at 224 S. Michigan Ave. at 7:30 each morning). See you out there!

If you're interested, photos of my Memphis trip can be viewed here.
I had an amazing time, but wished it to be longer, as always. You'll see a few shots of Caruthersville, MO - my dad's hometown, Beale St., GRACELAND (yes, my first trip), the Memphis Botanic Gardens, and road hair! Thanks to everyone for their gracious southern hospitality. I'll see you all in July for Elaine's bridal shower.

"Pam, why don't you work with Phallus on a sketch?"

2007-05-10T00:11:00.000-05:00

"Phallus?"
"Sorry, Phyllis. I've got penis on the brain."
-The Office

The Chicago City Council approved plans today for the controversial Chicago Spire skyscraper.
Great, just what the Chicago skyline needs: a reminder of my first vibrator, minus the purple gel and sparkles.

I really think the first draft was much more interesting, more architecturally advanced, but Mayor Daley favors model #4.

More info re: location, height, etc. here, if you care.

Roger Clemens Returns to New York

2007-05-06T14:36:00.000-05:00

Clemens is back. Somewhere Bill Simmons' head is exploding.

(Squeeeeeeaaaaaaaal!)

The Cure for Cancer: HIV?

2007-05-04T13:42:00.000-05:00

What a pleasant idea.

I still agree with Chris Rock:

You think they're gonna cure AlDS? No, they can't even cure athlete's foot.
They ain't curing AlDS. Shit, they ain't never curing AlDS. Don't even think about that shit.

They ain't curing it,'cause there ain't no money in the cure. The money's in the medicine. That's how you get paid, on the comeback. That's how a drug dealer makes his money, on the comeback.

That's all the government is: a bunch of motherfucking drug dealers, on the comeback.

They ain't curing no AlDS. That's all it is.
You think they're gonna cure AlDS? They're still mad at all the money they lost on polio!

Curing AlDS? Shit, that's like Cadillac
making a car that lasts for years. And you know they can do it...but they ain't gonna do nothing that fucking dumb.

Happy Friday!

2007-05-04T12:18:00.000-05:00

It's Friday. Lazy post. I'm looking forward to this weekend: farmers market, sidewalk shopping, and drinking at the beach. See you out there!

Warning: fake violence, guns, shooting, blood.
I apologize to those of you this is lost on.
This one's for Nate.

Lil' 24, lil' torture, lil' Jack.

2007-05-02T18:39:00.000-05:00

I don't even know if this is real. My God, how hilarious.

Okay, what? No. No way, Fox. No freakin' way.

In the pilot episode, the young Jack and Chloe communicate with each other using two cans and a long string. Chloe informs him that her intelligence shows that several other Arabs are planning to put Xlarieastchaline (itching powder) into the Scouts’ sleeping bags. A teenaged David Palmer, who was the President of the United States in the primetime series, turns up in the series as the leader of the Boy Scouts, a higher level in the scouts order.

According to sources, Palmer’s character will survive as assassination attempt at the hands of an evil little Charles “Charlie” Logan, who also was the U.S. President in the nightime series. The attempted murder involves putting peanut butter in a sandwich that David Palmer eats when Charlie knows full well he’s allergic to peanuts.

“Any proud American parent will be thrilled to have their child watch this show,” said Surnow.

Sure, if Ann Coulter's your mommy.

Vegan.Drool.Cupcakes.

2007-05-02T02:47:00.000-05:00

Holy God, this web site makes me want to bake. (It's 3am, and I can't sleep. I might just do it.) It also makes me want to renounce my dairy sins and return to a vegan lifestyle. Let the hippy-bashing begin...

(Cupcake dress? via Vegan Cupcakes Take Over The World) I'll take one in a size 4, please!

(Vegan jelly donut cupcakes, mmm!)

Take It Outside

2007-05-02T02:32:00.000-05:00

Geesh, I remember thinking California was crazy for the statewide smoking ban. Now we're up to nearly 19 states, including Illinois. (6 months earlier than we thought!)

He said, "What the fuck have you been smoking, eh? Certainly you haven't been smoking in a bar in California, that's for certain!" ‘Cause you can't! No, no smoking in bars now, and soon, no drinking and no talking! Be careful, California! You're supposed to be the crazy state, the out there, the wild ones, you know? In the future, everyone's going to say, "Come down to the library, we'll have a wild time, shall we? “ ( mimes dragging on a joint ) “Don't know where that fucking book is, mate, it could be anywhere! There's a lot of 'em about!"

-Eddie Izzard, Dressed to Kill (1999)

2007-05-01T14:29:00.000-05:00

My city view is disappearing, and so am I. I'm always wondering if I'll be in one place long enough to have memories. Real memories: the kind that feel more like history. Remembering what blouse I wore last Friday night v. remembering your child's first recital dress. I look around State St. and absorb the history, but besides the Forever 21 addition and a horde of Starbucks, I've really seen no change. (Okay, Marshall Fields and Carson's ARE gone.)

*More and more, I'm realizing how much I want a family some day. Not that I can't appreciate my own personal growth, but who wants to discover it all alone?

Click here for some of the physical changes this city has seen.

*My fever just topped 101 degrees. I am a sick, sick woman. Anything stated in this post may not be used against me at a later date when I am well and fully aware I lack maternal skills.

Free Event

2007-04-23T09:02:00.000-05:00

Creating a Caring Economics: the Future of a Humanitarian Economy

Monday, April 23, 7:00 pm
2040 N. Milwaukee Ave.
Are current economic systems working? What is missing from
finance-based systems?

Social scientist and author Riane Eisler will read from her latest book, The Real Wealth of Nations: Creating a Caring Economics at 7 p.m. Tuesday, April 23rd. The event will take place at In These Times' offices at 2040 N. Milwaukee Ave. Copies of The Real Wealth of the Nations: Creating a Caring Economics will be available for purchase at this free event. Donations are encouraged.

In The Real Wealth of Nations: Creating a Caring Economics, Eisler exposes a fundamental problem in modern economics – the lack of visibility and value of the most essential human work of all: the work of caring and caregiving. As a solution, Eisler develops a new full-spectrum model that encompasses the life-sustaining activities in both households and the natural environment. Through her proposed measures, policies, and practices, Eisler seeks to achieve the ultimate goal: the realization of our enormous human potential.

Soldiers Shortchanged...again?

2007-04-13T08:29:00.001-05:00

The Army might be shortchanging injured soldiers by rating the severity of their disabilities with a system that is both unwieldy and inconsistent, the head of a special commission said Thursday.

Walter Reed, Building 18, now this.

Happy Friday!

2007-04-13T08:23:00.000-05:00

This one's for Janie...

Author Kurt Vonnegut Dies

2007-04-12T09:09:00.000-05:00

"Human beings will be happier - not when they cure cancer or get to Mars or eliminate racial prejudice or flush Lake Erie - but when they find ways to inhabit primitive communities again. That's my utopia."
-Kurt Vonnegut
(1922-2007)

2007-04-11T03:34:00.000-05:00

Members of the Rutgers women's basketball team are shown during a news conference held on campus in Piscataway, N.J., Tuesday, April 10, 2007, to react to derogatory remarks directed at their team made on air by radio personality Don Imus. The team said they would meet privately with Imus. (AP Photo/Mike Derer)

In case you're behind.

Wisconsin Seniors Left Behind

2007-04-09T08:11:00.000-05:00

I hate when stories like this one are so easily swept under the rug on a national level.

Wisconsin's SeniorCare Program Dropped by Federal Government

With drug costs rising steadily, it's no surprise that more than 105 thousand seniors in Wisconsin depend on the state's SeniorCare prescription drug program.

But, that program has reached an end, as the federal government announced Wednesday Wisconsin can't continue the popular plan.

The Doyle administration received a letter from the federal government saying by June 30th SeniorCare will no longer be federally funded. Those seniors on the program will soon need to switch to Medicare Part D, the federal program, Doyle and several other Wisconsin lawmakers say will mean additional cost and confusion for Wisconsinites.

From the message boards:

Apparently the entire Congressional delegation from Wisconsin asked for an extension on the waiver to this program, which is the only one of its kind still left in the country- but it was denied. There are 104,000 seniors using it-about half will be able to switch to Medicare Part D without too much trouble but there are an estimated 45,000 who are very poor and will have trouble meeting the deductible, not to mention filling out the paperwork.

I think this was the last state program of its kind to be cut, so maybe it was inevitable-the Feds are just not going to pay for anything related to health care. Fortunately, a lot of State legislators who care about this issue, but without any Federal backing, its pretty expensive.

It appears several town hall meetings are scheduled re: the issue.
Stay tuned to www.WisPolitics.com for further developments.

In other news, we have snow flurries and 32 degree weather in Chicago this morning.
Ha! Try playing in that Cubbies!

Happy Friday, diverse fellow office workers

2007-04-06T02:14:00.000-05:00

The Radio and Television Correspondents Association dinner

2007-04-03T00:04:00.000-05:00

Ladies and gentlemen, MC Rove...

Couric's Cancer Grilling

2007-03-26T07:09:00.000-05:00

I'm not sure if Katie Couric is looking out for her dwindling ratings or for her own political gain here, but this just plain sickened me. I've always been asked what my problem with Couric was, here's a prime example: They give her the first sole anchor woman position at the CBS news desk and she goes on to ask questions like these. (During exclusive 60 mins. interview.) Beyond the obvious insensitivity, this is just BAD journalism.

Just a small dose of the transcript:

Katie Couric: ...And I think some people wondered if you were in denial, if you were being realistic about what you were going to be facing here.

Elizabeth Edwards: I... I... I... I think that it is our intention to deny cancer any control over us....

--

Katie Couric: Here you're staring at possible death...

Elizabeth Edwards: Aren't we all though.

Katie Couric: And you're thinking, "I don't want to deprive the country of having my husband lead us."

Elizabeth Edwards: That would be my legacy wouldn't it, Katie. That I'd... that I'd... that I'd... that I'd taken out this fine man from the possibility of giving a great service. I mean, I don't want that to be my legacy.

Katie Couric: Politics, as you know, can be a cynical business.

--

Katie Couric: Some people watching this would say, "I would put my family first always, and my job second." And you're doing the exact opposite. You're putting your work first, and your family second.

John Edwards: But this is not work. Work is what I did as a lawyer. This is service. This is... this is a country that I love – both of us love, as much as we love our lives.

Katie Couric: I guess some people would say that there's some middle ground. You don't have to necessarily stay at home and feel sorry for yourself, and do nothing. But, if given a finite – a possibly finite period of time on the planet – being on the campaign trail, away from my children, a lot of time, and sort of pursuing this goal, is not, necessarily, what I'd do.

*Edited portion of the interview:

Does anyone have full lengeth yet?

"The history of a people is found in its songs"

2007-02-27T19:47:00.000-06:00

A few albums I'm digging, lately:

Costello Music
- The Fratellis (Rock / Indie / Alternative)
You may have heard their hit "Flathead" on that iTunes commercial.
Check out their MySpace page for some tunes.

Separate Ways
- Teddy Thompson (Rock / Folk / Pop)
I discovered him performing a beautiful rendition of "Tonight Will Be Fine" on the Leonard Cohen documentary. "Everybody Move It!" and check out his MySpace page.

Neon Bible - Arcade Fire (Indie / Alternative / Pop)
Most of you have heard "Funeral"; their new album "Neon Bible" will be out March 6th. Check out their MySpace page for some old and new tunes.

Bring It Back
-McAlmont and Butler (Surf / Soul / Indie)
English rock/soul duo comprised of David McAlmont and Bernard Butler (Suede). Thanks for the recommendation, Arturo!
Some newer tunes here.

Chicago Votes

2007-02-27T12:45:00.000-06:00

Don't worry, I'm not going to go all P. Diddy on you; I just want to make sure everyone has the correct information.

Okay, Chicagoans...it's that's time, again! Get off your arse, wipe that drool off your chin, abandon your work for an hour, and vote.

Not sure who/what you're voting on?
Mayor, City Clerk, and Alderman
Look on your voter registration card, check which ward you're in, pick accordingly.

Not sure where to go? (Geesh, do I have to do everything for you?)
Go here.

Sharpton 'shocked' by link to Thurmond's family

2007-02-27T12:38:00.000-06:00

Story Highlights

• Thurmond promised to preserve racial segregation in 1948 presidential bid
• Sharpton's great-grandfather, Coleman Sharpton, owned by Julia Thurmond
• Thurmond fathered bi-racial child; he died at 100 in 2003

NEW YORK (AP) -- The Rev. Al Sharpton is a descendant of a slave owned by relatives of the late Sen. Strom Thurmond -- a discovery the civil rights activist called "shocking" on Sunday.

Sharpton learned of his connection to Thurmond, once a prominent defender of segregation, last week through the Daily News, which asked genealogists to trace his roots.

"It was probably the most shocking thing in my life," Sharpton said at a news conference Sunday, the same day the tabloid revealed the story. (Watch Sharpton react to the news )

Some of Thurmond's relatives said the nexus also came as a surprise to them. Doris Strom Costner, a distant cousin who said she knew the late senator all her life, said Sunday she "never heard of such a thing."

"My momma never would talk to me about nothing like that," Costner said of ancestors who owned slaves. "She only talked to me about good things."

The revelations surfaced after Ancestry.com contacted a Daily News reporter who agreed to have his own family tree done. The intrigued reporter then turned around and asked Sharpton if he wanted to participate. Sharpton said he told the paper, "Go for it."

The genealogists, who were not paid by the newspaper, uncovered the ancestral ties using a variety of documents that included census, marriage and death records.

They found that Sharpton's great-grandfather, Coleman Sharpton, was a slave owned by Julia Thurmond, whose grandfather was Strom Thurmond's great-great-grandfather. Coleman Sharpton was later freed.

Thurmond, of South Carolina, was once considered an icon of racial segregation. During his 1948 bid for president, he promised to preserve segregation and, in 1957, he filibustered for more than 24 hours against a civil rights bill.

Sharpton, who ran for president in 2004 on a ticket of racial justice, said he met Thurmond only once in 1991 when he visited Washington, D.C., with the late soul singer James Brown, who knew Thurmond. Sharpton said the meeting was "awkward."

"I was not happy to meet him because what he had done all his life," Sharpton said.

Thurmond was seen as softening his segregation stance later in his life. He died in 2003, at 100. The long-serving senator was originally a Democrat but became a Republican in 1964.

Thurmond's children have acknowledged that Thurmond fathered a biracial daughter -- Essie Mae Washington-Williams' -- whose mother was a housekeeper in the home of Thurmond's parents.

Telephone message left by The Associated Press on Sunday for Strom Thurmond Jr. and an attorney who once represented Washington-Williams, were not returned.

(via CNN.com)

2.18.07 Photo Blog

2007-02-19T01:09:00.000-06:00

Some days it's great to be a tourist in your own city.

Morris, Washington, Solomon statue on Wacker Drive - 2:30pm

3 more photos can be seen here.

But wait, who is that psycho in my kitchen?! Ahh!!!

(Nate sporting his new Shun knife)

All the "real" stories have been covered, so...

2006-05-07T14:00:00.000-05:00

Scientology and baby placenta eating aside...

Just another reason to loathe Tom Cruise:

Badonkadonk

2006-05-07T13:23:00.000-05:00

I have no readers, so I'm entitled to a fluff post.

As a factual claim, it's true. A little lipstick isn't going to make my butt skinny. What it doesn't tell me is why I should want a skinny butt. Shouldn't the correct marketing term for a gym be "firm", "fit", or I don't know... "healthy" ?
I was actually considering joining Bally's to get rid of some winter weight...maybe I'll check out Women's Workout World, instead.

Ah, lovely day out. Carry on.

On Holiday

2006-04-25T21:24:00.000-05:00

You know, for a writer, I sure haven't been blogging much. Well, mainly because I write on my laptop and Tim's computer is always hooked up to our internet. So one of these days I'll upload them all. You'll be impressed, really.

Any-hoo...Nate and I just got back from Denver. Weather there is more unpredictable than in Chicago. We managed to get a sunburn on Sunday and snow on Monday.

I took a little video of the Rockies/Giants game on my digicam from our upper deck seats. Barry Bonds was up to bat. Booing naturally ensued. Shocker.

Here's photos from the trip.

Helen Thomas is My Hero

2006-03-22T12:55:00.000-06:00

Veteran White House correspondent Helen Thomas asked Bush what some analysts called the most direct questioning he’s ever received on his reasons for invading Iraq.

3-21-06
Transcript follows:

HELEN THOMAS: I'd like to ask you, Mr. President, your decision to invade Iraq has caused the deaths of thousands of Americans and Iraqis, wounds of Americans and Iraqis for a lifetime. Every reason given, publicly at least, has turned out not to be true. My question is, why did you really want to go to war? From the moment you stepped into the White House, from your Cabinet -- your Cabinet officers, intelligence people, and so forth -- what was your real reason? You have said it wasn't oil -- quest for oil, it hasn't been Israel, or anything else. What was it?

PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH: I think your premise, in all due respect to your question and to you as a lifelong journalist, is that, you know, I didn't want war. To assume I wanted war is just flat wrong, Helen, in all due respect --

HELEN THOMAS: Everything --

PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH: Hold on for a second, please.

HELEN THOMAS: -- everything I've heard --

PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH: Excuse me, excuse me. No president wants war. Everything you may have heard is that, but it's just simply not true. My attitude about the defense of this country changed on September the 11th. We -- when we got attacked, I vowed then and there to use every asset at my disposal to protect the American people. Our foreign policy changed on that day, Helen. You know, we used to think we were secure because of oceans and previous diplomacy, but we realized on September the 11th, 2001, that killers could destroy innocent life. And I'm never going to forget it. And I'm never going to forget the vow I made to the American people that we will do everything in our power to protect our people.

Part of that meant to make sure that we didn't allow people to provide safe haven to an enemy. And that's why I went into Iraq -- hold on for a second --

HELEN THOMAS: They didn't do anything to you or to our country.

PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH: Look -- excuse me for a second, please. Excuse me for a second. They did. The Taliban provided safe haven for al-Qaeda. That's where al-Qaeda trained --

HELEN THOMAS: I'm talking about Iraq --

PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH: Helen, excuse me. That's where -- Afghanistan provided safe haven for al-Qaeda. That's where they trained. That's where they plotted. That's where they planned the attacks that killed thousands of innocent Americans.

I also saw a threat in Iraq. I was hoping to solve this problem diplomatically. That's why I went to the Security Council; that's why it was important to pass 1441, which was unanimously passed. And the world said, ‘Disarm, disclose, or face serious consequences’ --

HELEN THOMAS: -- go to war --

PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH: -- and therefore, we worked with the world, we worked to make sure that Saddam Hussein heard the message of the world. And when he chose to deny inspectors, when he chose not to disclose, then I had the difficult decision to make to remove him. And we did, and the world is safer for it.

Papa Yankee Was Right

2006-03-15T00:10:00.000-06:00

Okay, so I'll just say it: maybe Steinbrenner was right. Maybe hurdling some of the world's top baseball players into the WBC a month before the season begins wasn't the greatest idea.

In any case...

Damon's left shoulder hurting.
Outfielder limited to pinch-hitting for Team USA at Classic

God, I seriously knew this was going to happen. Anyone who has been paying attention knows that he had a shoulder problem last season and took pain killers to keep playing.
Now those pain killers are banned by MLB.

WALK IT OFF, DAMON. COME ON! YOU'RE A FREAKIN' NEW YORK YANKEE NOW! 26 World Championships! 39 AL pennant wins! We don't have time for this WBC horseshit!

P.S. - I couldn't pass up an opportunity to post this disturbing pic.

Yankees owner George Steinbrenner laughs after threatening to run over a reporter while pulling away in a golf cart at Legends Field in Tampa, Fla.
(AP Photo)
Feb. 16, 2006

Don't Gimme That South Park Religion

2006-03-14T23:40:00.000-06:00

Well, this is just completely disappointing...

Soul Singer Isaac Hayes Quits South Park

I mean, did he not realize from the beginning their plans to mock every religion, race, culture, celebrity, politician, political party, and ...well, every other noun known to man? Tom Cruise probably threatened to not invite him to the Scientology BBQ's.

Conceptual Art Exhibition

2006-02-27T22:42:00.000-06:00

On Thursday, March 2nd, from 3:30pm to 5pm at Columbia College there will be an opening celebration of my friend Brandon's untitled conceptual art piece, I would imagine with a bit of food and drink. His work will explore relationships with, and perspectives of, poverty.

624 South Michigan Avenue,
10th Floor, Peek-a-Boo Room

I would love to be in attendance to support a dear friend, but, well, I fear hipsters clad in white belts and checkered sneakers chomping on canapes. Actually, I'll be at the office. But everyone do yourself a favor and stop by. I can only imagine what his expansive, eclectic mind has in store for us.

No Rights or Reason

2006-02-23T09:34:00.000-06:00

You know you have it good when you get a back rub before and after work.

Alright, whoever guesses how these two stories are related wins the prize:

South Dakota Passes Abortion Ban

Only an unlikely veto by Republican Gov. Michael Rounds could prevent the legislation from becoming law, people on both sides of the issue said.

Drives to Ban Gay Adoption Heat Up

Steps to pass laws (to ban gay couples from adopting) or secure November ballot initiatives are underway in at least 16 states, adoption, gay rights and conservative groups say.

Okay, I'll answer for you. This is how it looks from over here:

*giving up unwanted babies through abortion: bad
*giving up unwanted babies through adoption: good
*giving homosexual couples the right to raise those unwanted babies: bad
*giving straight couples the chance to raise those unwanted babies: good

So, they want to decrease the number of abortions by giving more support to adoption programs. Good, I agree with that. As does Planned Parenthood and every other pro-choice man and woman. But when you eliminate an entire community of willing, appropriate parents because the idea of two men or two women together gives you the "ickies", you've fucking taken it too far. That's not support. Who are they more concerned with? It surely isn't the unwanted children.
Logic? I'm out.

I'm Not An Al-Qaeda Suspect, I Just Play One

2006-02-21T12:24:00.000-06:00

Guantanamo Actors Held at Airport

The men, who play British inmates at the detention camp, were returning from the Berlin Film Festival where the movie won a Silver Bear award.

One of the actors, Rizwan Ahmed, said a police officer asked him if he intended to make any more "political" films.

I wonder if Clint Eastwood gets stopped in airports like this.
"So, Mr. Eastwood, you plan on making anymore cowboy movies about slingin' guns and killin' folks?"

Mr. Ahmed also alleges that he was verbally abused by a police officer and had his mobile phone taken from him for a short period.

The actor also claims that he was told by police that he could be held for up to 48 hours without access to a lawyer.

Out of the Closet

2006-02-13T17:24:00.000-06:00

When I first moved into this place, I had big plans. "You won't recognize this apartment in two months, baby." I began painting my living room a lovely jade green. (Began being the operative word.) I wanted to have the carpets cleaned, new curtains put up, new furniture for my bedroom. It's been 7 months, but if you took one look, you'd think I was a squatter.

I had to hold my breath to open the office closet this morning. Dust bunnies flying in my hair. Boxes, clothes stacked to the top. Most of my life is in this closet. Old journals, photos, videos, cds, clothes. Even old prescriptions. Most of them are still unopened. That's scary. I began to wonder why I'd stashed most of this stuff in a closet. Then, I found it: the tape that kept me locked in my apartment for a week straight last winter. The Pike family home videos. Me in an incubator, Christmas in Dallas, slip-n-slide, cook-outs, graduation, etc. Most people get the warm and fuzzies watching happy times with the family. I'm not most people. I'm reminded of what I don't have anymore, what I think I'll never have again. Stability. Comfort. Love. Everything synonymous with family.

Well, I watched the tape, anyway. I feel better for it. I've been hiding my problems away in a box, instead of hiding from my them. Same difference. I'm going to finish cleaning the closet, because Tim is moving in with me 2 weeks from now. Yes, I have to live with a boy. It's only temporary, 6 months top. But now where will I hide everything in the closet?

Smoking, Working, Screwing

2006-02-11T15:29:00.000-06:00

I find it disconcerting that I can only blog when I have a cigarette in my hand. Well, not technically in my hand. It's resting on the tip of my lips, while smoke seeps into my eyes. Gross.

This is probably why the only place I can update from is my apartment. You see, Chicago has turned "health conscious." The city of deep-dish pizza, Wrigleyville wieners, 24 hour Swank Frank style dives with fried twinkies and mozz sticks. But, smoking 15 feet from a public building? Lighting up in a bar? Coffee shop? Gosh, no.
Reminds me of an interview with Morgan Spurlock. You'd never yell at an overweight person for dipping Super Size french fries in their hot fudge sundae, although it's perfectly acceptable to take a swing at someone for smoking in public. "You're killing yourself!" "Think of all the money you could be saving!" Smokers aren't the only ones with nasty habits.

I'm taking another Saturday off. Even feeling a little guilty about it. I guess I can rationalize and say I'm young. I don't want to be so burnt out this early on. My dad worked 12 hour factory days, sometimes 7 days straight. I can't even fathom that. He was only doing it to provide for me. Didn't want me ending up in a dead-end job, a job I hated, a job like his. I'm forever grateful for that.

I don't want to demean his work. He was good at what he did. Although, I can't honestly say I knew what his work consisted of until after his death. His company set up a tour of the factory for me and my brother. I'd only been to his work one other time when I was a kid to pick up a Christmas bonus or something. Let's just say after another look at that place, I have no room to complain about an outdated, fluorescent lit office.

Is anyone else watching the Olympics? I tuned into women's hockey this morning. Those are some tough broads. Checking left and right. I'm impressed. Although, I think I know what their secret is, now. (Thanks, Tim.)

Well, I think it's time to take a shower. There's no need to be lazy and dirty.

Everybody Wants to Be Happy

2006-02-08T18:33:00.000-06:00

Mortified. Selfish. Foolish. Weak. Alone.

I guess this is where I should explain:
I cried at work, yesterday. I guess there's a first time for everything. It's hard enough having the "sweet, young female office assistant" label. "Sweetheart." "Dear." "Honey". Now I'm the girl who cries at work. Everyone will tiptoe around my feelings, make me feel inadequate. Or maybe they'll realize everyone falls on hard times. Sometimes you just have to break down in order to get over how you're feeling. "Maybe she was just having a lousy day and couldn't control how she felt?" Nope, I'll be forever known as "the girl who cries at work." The token "softy" of the office.

Moving right along, I have a doctor's appointment, tomorrow. I'd rather be tied-down to the bleachers in Fenway Park and have a hot dog shoved down my throat...in full-out Yankees gear...than go to the gyno. I think it's more that I don't want to go alone. I need someone there to hold me tight, if it's serious, to tell me everything's going to be okay, to laugh with me when it's just "trapped gas."

Well, I'm going to watch my newest Netflix arrival,
Happy Endings.
Here's hoping my tomorrow has a happy ending.

Dan: Everybody wants to be happy.
Larry: Depressives don't. They want to be unhappy to confirm they're depressed. If they were happy they couldn't be depressed anymore. They'd have to go out into the world and live. Which can be depressing.

-Closer

Dance, Dance!

2006-02-05T20:07:00.000-06:00

54 days until Spring Training...

But all I can think is...
"Dance, Dance!"

Damn you, Fall Out Boy.

I think I'm going to begin using this blog (Under My Skin) as my personal news outlet. I'll be updating my current events blog Starving American when I come across newsworthy public material to spout about.

Well, it's the end of another weekend. I decided to take Saturday off and get in some undercover time with The Beau. We've both been working a lot lately. Crankiness has ensued. I needed this, desperately. The director of my part-time job claims he comes in every Saturday, but I've never seen him there. Could I log that I worked Saturday, anyway? Would that be wrong? Yes.

I've been thinking a lot about my family, lately. Translation: I've been missing my dad a lot, lately. I still have too many emotional attachments. Photos, books, memories. I still want to crawl under the covers when I don't want to face what's really taken place. Maybe this is as much "progress" as one can make in 2 years. I still can't help but wonder what is expected when the one person you depended on most in life is gone? Do you garner replacement support from everyone else that will give it up? It doesn't seem fair to do that when I don't understand how I feel most of the time.

Moving along. I'm working late tomorrow night. Another 12-13 hour day. I'll be sure to take an extra long lunch. No one will miss me. Tuesday, I'd really like to check out some exhibits at the MCA. Man, I haven't been in so long. Was I more cultured when I dated artists? Probably not. I pretended to be. What a hipster.

Well, I guess I'll go watch some Super Bowl commercials. What an odd concept-all these people keeping the tube on for 3+ hours, care nothing about football, but instead want to catch a peek of the "clever" brainwashing corporate America brings us in the form of an advertisement. Scratch that. I'm going to make some Starbucks coffee and smoke some Parliament Lights cigarettes.
Cheers.

Do you like my hand bag?

2005-01-29T16:10:00.000-06:00

Amelia, my fabulous Baltimore friend, is probably the most crafty person I know. That girl can jazz up anything.

Anyway, to the point....She's designed these whimsicle, adorable little tote bags (a pro-choice one for me, by the way.) and has them for sale on eBay, here.

Below is the one I'm buying... (We're still trying to think of a slogan.) I'll be alternating between this and my new Kenneth Cole to lug textbooks to class. I'm not usually one to disclose political views on my clothing or accessories, but this is too clever to pass up.

For those of you who don't know-coat hangers were the alternative and very risky method for inducing abortion when it was still illegal. This is sort of a "never go back" statement.

If you see anything you like - bid! or e-mail her at PastelPrincess7@aol.com

It's Just Like She's in Another World

2005-01-28T11:17:00.000-06:00

I'm still trying to decide if I like the format of this new blog. Oh well...

I had a job interview yesterday at Dr. Meemar's office. I feel like it went really well. I'm frighteningly good at faking a sincere, professional attitude. While in the waiting room, I noticed three other applicants staring at the flat screen monitor trying to memorize the procedures, while flipping through the available pamphlets on chemical peels. The position was for a receptionist-come on,people..."nothing too cerebral". Anyway, I'll find out today if I'm employed or not. If so-free botox for everyone! Ha.

After the interview, I went shopping on State St. for a bit. Bought a new wrap dress, a few discounted tops, and a gaudy gold/turquoise/orange ring. Hey, does anyone else get tired of hearing that crazy, Bible-thumping freak wailing verses outside of Old Navy? Every time someone walks by with a cigarette he says the same line...I can't remember exactly, but it ends with him calling them a hypocrite. Like...what? As humans, we're all hypocrites. It's inescapable. If he's so bent on "spreading the word" in 9-degree weather all day-more power to him, but perhaps he should flip to Matthew 7:1 - "Judge not, lest ye be judged." (That's right, I looked it up.)

I think tonight I'm going to Pablo's for "guys' night". You know, the deal where they all sit around chugging beers and playing poker (or something?), in order to escape their significant others or prospects for an evening. But Kim, wouldn't you rather be sipping Cosmopolitans, ranting about how "men are evil", whilst flipping through back-issues of Vogue? Well, no. I've been disturbed by female behavior lately. Everyone is either getting engaged or crawling back to bastards that have mercilessly cheated on them, because "He really loves me. I just know it." ..someone needs a reality check. Not Kim Pike, no sir.

Alright, well I need to run to FedEx and mail my nephew's birthday gift (8 days late), then work on finishing Ulysses (for my Irish Lit. class), before lunch. Oh-and continue the apartment hunt, of course.

p.s. - I'm addicted to The Libertines first album, hence the blog title. It far surpasses the 2004 release.

Ladder 69

2005-01-27T05:28:00.000-06:00

Now, you know I'm not usually one to dwell on insignificant, trashy news stories. But, Drudge got me today...and it's 6am.

His eyes welling with tears, Sacramento Fire Chief Julius "Joe" Cherry vowed Tuesday to return his scandal-ridden department to respectability even as Mayor Heather Fargo and two City Council members said that four firefighters should be fired if sex allegations against them are true.

Cherry revealed Monday that he had launched an investigation into charges that the four firefighters - three men and a woman - had engaged in group sex in their Hollywood Park station house.

In recent months, the Fire Department has been rocked by disclosures of firefighter misconduct, including drinking on duty, cruising bars, giving joy rides to women in fire vehicles and attending a Porn Star Costume Ball. In all, 24 firefighters received some level of discipline.

Cherry announced that the four firefighters - a male captain, two male firefighters and a female firefighter - have been suspended for allegedly participating in three instances of consensual sexual encounters with each other while on duty at Station 12 in Hollywood Park. Three of the firefighters are married.

One of the men would stand lookout while the others had sex in the station, Cherry said.

"If the firefighters aren't (fired), there better be a darn good explanation why," Cohn said.

Via The Sacramento Bee

Are any other SATC fans recalling the Samantha/firefighter episode? Ha.

Scout's Honor?

2005-01-26T06:31:00.000-06:00

Perhaps if the Scouts didn't hate gays so much, they wouldn't have to pad their membership?

Boy Scout volunteer Tom Willis knew something was wrong when he saw that 20 youngsters on the list for a scouting program all had the same last name: Doe.

Willis said it appeared someone was listing fake members to boost enrollment, perhaps to bring in more funding from agencies like the United Way or to make paid Boy Scout recruiters look better.

"It was just so blatant. They didn't even try to make up names," said Willis, a dentist from Decatur and a former Eagle Scout who serves on the board of the Greater Alabama Boy Scout Council, which runs scouting programs in northeastern Alabama.

"I would say the numbers are probably inflated 30 to 40 percent in our council," Willis said.

The Greater Alabama Council has a strong reputation nationally. In 2002, it received an award for a program that used fishing to bring in new members. The council claimed 10,000 new Scouts that year, and tax forms show it had revenue of $6.5 million, including $100,709 in government grants. In a United Way funding application, the group said it served almost 120,000 youths and adults in 2003.

Yet longtime scout volunteer Larry Cox said he got used to seeing paperwork from council headquarters in Birmingham that listed the names of youngsters who had dropped out of scouting or had never been part of the organization.

The problem, Cox said, is with a few people at the council office, not the volunteers who lead activities such as camping trips and Pinewood Derby car races.

"They always said it was because our paperwork had problems, but we knew it wasn't," Cox said. "It seemed to be very broad."

Cox said the idea that someone would overstate membership goes against what the Boy Scouts are supposed to stand for: "Being trustworthy and having integrity is one of the prime points of the Scouting oath."strong>

(Via My Way News)

Yes. Kinda like the oath of office, or the oath you take when you join the Texas Air National Guard.

Video Shows U.S. Hostage Seized in Iraq

2005-01-25T13:35:00.000-06:00
None of the major media outlets have released this yet, and this guy's been held captive since November. Imagine how many more we're not hearing about...
Click here for the AP video.

(AP photo)

"I am please asking for help because my life is in danger because it's been proved I worked for American forces," Hallums said."I'm not asking for any help from President Bush because I know of his selfishness and unconcern for those who've been pushed into this hellhole."

Roy Hallums' daughter, Carrie, has set up a website here.

"Will Work for Food"

2005-01-24T11:33:00.000-06:00
Greetings!

I've recently switched domains from LiveJournal to blogger.com. Here's hoping the transition runs smoothly....

The snow mercilessly continued to fall this weekend, leading me to stay inside for most of it, wrapped up in a quilt, watching DVD's and ordering from Yu Shan. (best spring rolls in Chicago!)

Although, on Friday evening, I did have a nice glimpse of a "only in Chicago" type moment :

So, I'm standing on the curb, freezing my ass off, while looking for a cab. I finally manage to flag one down, as I'm wading in a pool of slush. I open the door and my first thought is "What the hell is that smell?". I disregard it. Cabs are never exactly reminiscent of the Nordstrom fragrance department, so why bother making a face? I give the driver the address while fiddling through my purse. He wants to make small talk. I want to find my lip gloss.

"I should have stayed off the roads, like most of the guys. This weather is for the pitts."
"Oh, yeah. It's really something." I politely reply, while continuing to dig for a compact.
"I'm gonna go down the next street. The cops don't care how bad the weather is-they'll still give you a ticket for doing U-turns. 3 citations and I'm out."
"Okay, that's fine."
"You better stay at your destination for a while. It's gonna be hard to find a cab in about an hour, babe. Stock up on some food, while you're at it."
Chatty cabbie we have here, I think. I'm not fond of making small talk with anyone, let alone while I'm encased in a tin box reeking of b.o.
(he continues to chatter for 5 blocks)
Ah, success! I've found my lip gloss. I look up into the glare of the street light to apply, when I am halted by a loud, grumbly "Uhhhhhhhhhhh."
I look forward and see a head full of tangled, mangy hair pop up from the driver's side of the front seat.
"Um, is ....is she (I'm not sure it's a she at this point) okay?" I frightfully ask.
"Oh, sure, sure. I'm just giving her shelter from the cold for the night."
"Oh, okay."
I pause for a moment and realize this is not an act of charity. What cabbie is going to let a mangy, rancid bum vacate his cab for nothing in return? It was then that I realized the woman had been "working for food".
Is this really happening?
I see I'm across the street from my destination.
"Do you mind if I drop you here? That turn may be tough to make."
Speechless, I throw the fare in the front seat and hop out as fast as humanly possible, still horrified by what just "went down".

Needless to say, he was not tipped. (by me, at least.)

Under My Skin

Blagojevich Celebrates Indictment in Disney World

Gold Star Journalism

Global Warming Diet

Celebrity Power?

Funding Homophobia In Africa

A Time to Investigate

"Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."

This is not an endorsement.

Gonzales to resign

93-year-old charged with cocaine trafficking

Update!!!

'Law and Order' President?

Happy Friday!

New Wheels on the Block

Honda Scraps Pricey Accord Hybrid

Larry David and Wife Split Up

"It's the top of the hour, on Larry King Live"

A Reality or a Bipartisan Dream?

Orgasm* in a Bottle

Happy Friday!

"Pam, why don't you work with Phallus on a sketch?"

Roger Clemens Returns to New York

The Cure for Cancer: HIV?

Happy Friday!

Lil' 24, lil' torture, lil' Jack.

Vegan.Drool.Cupcakes.

Take It Outside

Free Event

Soldiers Shortchanged...again?

Happy Friday!

Author Kurt Vonnegut Dies

Wisconsin Seniors Left Behind

Happy Friday, diverse fellow office workers

The Radio and Television Correspondents Association dinner

Couric's Cancer Grilling

"The history of a people is found in its songs"

Chicago Votes

Sharpton 'shocked' by link to Thurmond's family

Story Highlights

2.18.07 Photo Blog

All the "real" stories have been covered, so...

Badonkadonk

On Holiday

Helen Thomas is My Hero

Papa Yankee Was Right

Don't Gimme That South Park Religion

Conceptual Art Exhibition

No Rights or Reason

I'm Not An Al-Qaeda Suspect, I Just Play One

Out of the Closet

Smoking, Working, Screwing

Everybody Wants to Be Happy

Dance, Dance!

Do you like my hand bag?

It's Just Like She's in Another World

Ladder 69

Scout's Honor?

Video Shows U.S. Hostage Seized in Iraq

"Will Work for Food"